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Ramsey Nouah
“I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain”
Different types of people you must see in church
John Okafor – (Mr Ibu)
“Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me”
How love made me cook stolen goat for my university boyfriend
Pete Edochie
“The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I’ll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat”
Josephine Edochie – Everything you need to know about her
Chiwetalu Agu
“Ekwensu eromancia mammy water!” (an exclamation in Igbo) You are an old school. You don’t know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?”
These categories of people are the ones spoiling Nigeria
Nkem Owoh – (Osụọfia)
“I said it. This is a setup. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not, why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it, that you are an evil woman. Don’t worry, when we get to the ụmụnna, you’ll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed”
Olu Jacobs
“Now, I am sorry. I’ll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I’ll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here”
If you have these bad habits in Nigeria, you have to stop
Charles Awurum
“Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still is a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her, but she no gree. Na “im” I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong”
Funny armed robbery attack scenarios that will get you rolling
Tony Umez
“I am sorry, duurliing”
